2016 was weird,
but 2017 is gonna be weirder
A classic coping mechanism that no 2017 Survival Guide should be without. Bonus: doubles as a disinfectant.
How many times have you felt like screaming into a cup lately? Remind yourself that you're not alone. Harley the Cockatoo is right there with you.
Maximize your chances of catching Trump’s eye. Use his favorite color on your protest sign. “All that glitters is not gold” seems fitting for the 45th president.
Take in the fresh air while it lasts. Give yourself the chance to recharge with this mindfulness app so you can get back to resisting exclusion and intolerance.
Because government regulation is communist. And who needs clean drinking water anyway?
See how it feels to walk a mile in his fake tan. Keep handy a Make America Great Again hat and a bottle of spray tan (more orange the better).
You think Y2K was bad? Stock up with food that will last through a nuclear winter.
Like everything in life, Make America Great Again in moderation. Need a break from the stomach-turning rhetoric? Look no further than this browser extension as you go about your day.
Words matter. Be an ally. Furthermore, it may be helpful to learn the phrase “I’m an American refugee. Please help.” in multiple languages.
Preventative care for all those letters you are writing to local Members of Congress. Say no to carpal tunnel with fashionable and functional wrist protection.
Sometimes you just need to clear your head in the great outdoors. But when you can’t get outside, tune in to Plizzanet Earth with Snoop Dogg and his otter and alligator friends.
And when the arc of progress seems slow, remember: America is not the project of any one person. The single most powerful word in our democracy is the word 'We.'
'We the People.'
'We shall overcome.'
Together, we will.